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i wouldn't say you rule my world
but you sure do make me smile.
i wished i was your kind of girl
it helps me dream for a while.
eyes that draw my soul inside
bright like burning flame.
i hope one day that i will find
you feel exactly the same.
but lets not get deluded here
i know you are not real.
i'm in love with the man on the screen
but this is how i feel.
all i do is close my eyes
i'm there, and you are too.
theres just so much i want to say,
so much i wish you'd do.
but i won't give my heart away,
i'll fly away with it up above
and when i look down from the skies
i see orlando, my one, my love.
by kat
Stalking poetry (humourous) This is what could happen if we were all obsessed stalkers. Read and be scared.
NB is meant to be humourous.
Orlando Bloom popped round one day
Jumped out at me, just to say
Hello my girl how do you do?
I'd quite like to marry you
Of course this was all inside my head
Orlando won't come near my bed
Ever since that fateful morning
When he gave me a full court warning.
Now if I go near his house
He can trap me like a mouse.
It all stemmed from one fine day
When Orli wandered down my way
I saw him walking down the street
Ran outside the house to meet
My idol, favourite movie star
Orlando! Orlando! there you are!
He looked at me, his look was frightly
I realised I must look quite sightly
Pink pyjamas, knotted hair
Orlando wished he wasn't there
I screamed, I wouldn't let him go
He tried to let my neighbours know
The police said I'd overstepped the border
They handed me a restraining order.
Now Orlando never will be mine
They made me burn my Greenleaf shrine
And all because I was a fan
Who let my feelings get out of hand.
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